Star Wars Loose Canon (general)

My how the galaxy has a short memory. In this one, we explore how the memory of the Jedi was partially gaslit just 20 years after order 66. 

With special guests Storm Duper and IG-69 from Faking Star Wars Radio

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Direct download: Jedi_Purge.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:27am CDT

In this episode, we recap how Nick spent his time and copious amounts of money at Star Wars Celebration. Nick also shares his bleak new outlook on commerce and fandom... in a fun way.

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Direct download: Celebration_Recap.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:22pm CDT

5 year anniversary of Loose Canon. The boys tell you who's to blame for this dumb podcast.

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Direct download: May_the_Fourth_Pod.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:33pm CDT

We're sending Nick to Star Wars camp! Listen in for tips we've gathered throughout Star Wars internet. Special guest contributions from Storm Duper and Teeb Ront'r of Faking Star Wars Radio and Allen Voivod of Star Wars 7x7.

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Direct download: SWCC2019.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:34pm CDT

When Lucasfilm's creature shop was firing on all creative cylinders, we got some cool aliens sitting neatly in a circle discussing rational topics. In this episode we dive into some of our favorites.

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Direct download: alienjedi.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:08pm CDT

Life in the galaxy is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short. And the holidays are no exception!

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Direct download: holidays.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:45pm CDT

Let's talk about everyone's favorite mucousy, non-expressive pig lizards.

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Direct download: gamorreans.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:46pm CDT

 

In Star Wars, is space a vacuum? Asking for a friend.

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Direct download: vacuum.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:01am CDT

This one is about drugs, people. Buckle up.

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Direct download: reacreationalslickboy.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:11pm CDT

Hold your tongue with your thumb and forefinger and say "I was born on a smuggler's ship." 

Today we explore what living on a ship might have been like in Star Wars. 

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Direct download: Living_In_Space.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:37am CDT

DON'T WORRY, CANONBALLS, WE BLEEPED ALL THE BAD ONES. Herein we explore how Star Wars uses curse words and the stand-ins used for the real bad ones. 

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Direct download: poodoo.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:20am CDT

Sometimes an artist has the great idea to marry the ferocity of a bear with the elegance of a potato, and – suddenly – you have the Rancor, a creature that was only a few clicks of empathy away from being regarded the same as Wookiees.

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Direct download: rancors.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Stuff about where they put stuff. Bonus: MEATLUMPS.

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Direct download: docks.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Nick and Patrick wax nostalgic about growing up during the “dark times” of Star Wars… just kidding, this episode is mostly about Taco Bell.

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Direct download: 90skids.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

[clickbait] Rian Johnson is a bully? [/clickbait]

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:01am CDT

Something is wrong with Star Wars internet in 2018 and Loose Canon is here to probably make it worse. And sure, we’ll talk about Solo too.

 

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Direct download: kesselrun.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:50pm CDT

“The real superweapon is families falling apart” – Patrick

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Category:general -- posted at: 1:01am CDT

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Direct download: trailer_choppy_bits_audio_only.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:04am CDT

The Last Jedi. You loved it, you hated it, we waited 3 months to talk about it. We call that a win.

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Direct download: thelastjedi.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:30am CDT

 

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Direct download: xwings.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:04am CDT

It's clear that Star Wars has a much better version of Google Hangouts than we do. In this one, we deep dive into communications and means of data transfer, especially the kind that occurs in Rogue One.

Alternative show title: The Benefits of Using Mon Calamari Zip Drives

 

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Direct download: comms.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:01am CDT

The galaxy isn't entirely made up of lightsaber fights and cut-and-dried good and evil. In this episode, we get our lawyer friend and muse Joe Terrenzio on retainer. He applies his legal expertise to the galaxy and prepares for our eventual lawsuit with Lucasfilm and the Church of Scientology. Not necessarily in that order.

 


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Direct download: legalsystems.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:06pm CDT

Jawas communicate by smelling farts. Also Patrick does a really decent Neil Young impression.

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Direct download: 24_Jawas.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:11am CDT

Three years into the podcast and we're finally getting to lightsabers.

We owe guest host Aaron Spain (half of the Nordy Derk Podcast) this episode. Here's our thank you, three years later.

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Direct download: 23_The_Light_It_Burns__How_Lightsabers_Work.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:33am CDT

Better late than never.

Long considered lost and forgotten, raw audio tracks were unearthed. In them, the boys finally get to breaking down The Force Awakens. What better time to release them to the public than 17 months and 1 film later!

The weirdest part: our opinions age pretty well.

Happy Star Wars Day!

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Direct download: 22_Loose_Canon__The_Lost_Episodes_Vol_1_-_The_Force_Awakens.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:20am CDT

The Force.

What does it do?

What doesn't

Why is it so finicky and change from wielder to wielder?

Bonus question: what does it have to do with girls' night out?

We're back to catalog the do's and don'ts of the Force. Cause it's confusing and we're here to help our listeners make sense of the galaxy.

Tune in to find out why the alternate title is "Tauntaun Throat Sausage"

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Direct download: 21_What_the_Force_Does.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:00am CDT

In this stunning conclusion to our Darth Vader two-parter, we get to the core of what makes Vader tick - seriously his suit probably does tick a little. When it comes to the complex mechanisms keeping that quivering Christmas ham alive on the inside, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Parts that include some pretty cool gloves.

I mean what did you expect? All that space diabeetus really takes its toll on your circulation. Luckily glove technology is so advanced that Vader was able to lead a somewhat normal, albeit excruciatingly painful life.

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Direct download: 20_Darth_Vader__The_Machine.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:00am CDT

Our lack of Vader discussion was disturbing, so we decided to bust out a Darth Vader two-parter!

Join us for part 1 and dive deep into the personhood of Darth Vader.

If it weren't for that nice man on Tatooine finally testing that poor kid's blood for juvenile diabeetus, we wouldn't have a story and you wouldn't have a definitive answer for what the plural of 'menace' is.

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Direct download: 19_Darth_Vader__The_Man.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:34am CDT

He knows when to hold em, knows when to fold em, knows when to don a silk cape, knows when to get it dry cleaned.

Join us and learn about the man and the mystery behind Lando Calrissian. We also give the Marvel Lando comics our stamp of new-canon approval. We know we’re not a Star Wars review podcast. We’re altering the deal. Pray we don’t alter it any further.

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Direct download: 18_Lando__Works_Every_Time.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am CDT

After a months-long embedded assignment within the Stormtrooper academy, we’re back! Inspired by a listener question, in this episode, we explore the good, the bad and the useless Stormtrooper lore.

Including:

  • The waning numbers of clones within the ranks
  • A utility belt that puts Batman to shame
  • Stormtrooper taxonomy
  • Is that a Thermos of soup on their back?
  • The real reason why they’re such bad shots

DISCLAIMER: This episode contains mild Marvel Star Wars spoilers and a lot of Force Awakens conjecture that’s been rendered obsolete since trailer 3. 

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Direct download: 17_All_Things_Stormtrooper.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am CDT

What do you get when a dork goes to town on Shakespeare's MacBeth? Meet Orion Couling: the closest thing to a real life Jedi Master (or Sith Lord?) we'll probably come across. Listen in as Nick, Patrick and Alex's force ghost grills Orion about everything he's working on MacSith, general combat choreography, and his theater company E.D.G.E. And by "grill", we mean turn the mic and swoon like the fanboys we are.

Rejected episode titles:
A Skywalker by Any Other Name
Something Sith-ed This Way Comes
Lando, Lando Wherefore Art Thou, Lando
Out, Damned Jar Jar

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Otherwise contact Orion to demand that he take the show to you!

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Direct download: 16_Shakespeare_and_Star_Wars__An_Evening_with_Orion_Couling.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am CDT

Here's the one where we wax philosophic about the Disney acquisition. Does Leia meet the criteria for being a Disney Princess? Where does her character go from here in the Disney-verse? Are our collective childhoods safe from Mickey's gloved hands? Somewhere is there a clone of Walt Disney locked in a basement writing every screenplay for the next 10 years?

These are things we lie awake at night thinking about.

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Direct download: 15_Is_Leia_A_Disney_Princess_Now_.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am CDT

Did the "Dark Times" thrive with unprecedented wealth and prosperity?
Did currency differences hinder trade between galactic sectors?
Was Jar Jar a fit candidate to be your accountant?

These are questions we'll attempt to answer in today's episode of Freakono...erm Loose Canon!

And please someone help us define what conscription means!

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Direct download: 14_Kashyyykonomics__The_Hidden_Side_of_the_Galaxy.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:45am CDT

Are you Force sensitive? Are you kinda moody? Do you dance to the beat of your own Yub Nub, and apprenticeships just really cramp your style? Come join the Dark Jedi!

...or don't, whatever, who cares.

Come with us and learn why some Jedi just want to watch the world burn. Why some do not sew. And why some [insert 3rd nerd pandering analogy here].

"Loose Canon: the comic book / sci-fi version of Cabin In The Woods"

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Direct download: 13_Whats_A_Dark_Jedi_.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am CDT

As if it wasn't horrible enough to feature man-eating, religious zealot teddy bears in Return of the Jedi, they had to throw in a man-eating pit too. Oh, but that's just what happens on the surface (literally). Join us while we deconstruct the inner-workings (literally) of the sarlacc pit. Who knows, you might think it's just the cozy getaway you were looking for. So come on in, there's a spot for you (literally).

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Direct download: 12_How_The_Sarlacc_Works.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am CDT

State-of-the-art gadgets and armor? Check.
Badass attitude? Check.
Sweet cargo sweat pants? Check.

Boba Fett is the complete package. Join us as we explore the man, the myth, the legend all the while trying not to offend the “Cult of Boba.” Seriously though, if you're adhering strictly to canon, Boba Fett...leaves a little something to be desired. Luckily our name isn't Tight Canon, am I right guys?

Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams).
For more music check out http://www.charleslaurita.com as well as his YouTube channel.

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http://loosecanon.nerdglow.com
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Direct download: 11_Who_Is_Boba_Fett_.mp3
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