Star Wars Loose Canon

Hold your tongue with your thumb and forefinger and say "I was born on a smuggler's ship." 

Today we explore what living on a ship might have been like in Star Wars. 

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
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Direct download: Living_In_Space.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:37am CDT

DON'T WORRY, CANONBALLS, WE BLEEPED ALL THE BAD ONES. Herein we explore how Star Wars uses curse words and the stand-ins used for the real bad ones. 

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    • $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode!

Sponsor - Winc

  • Use promo code LOOSECANON to get $22 off 4 Bottles of Wine + Complimentary Shipping - Tap here

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
  • Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud

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Direct download: poodoo.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:20am CDT

Sometimes an artist has the great idea to marry the ferocity of a bear with the elegance of a potato, and – suddenly – you have the Rancor, a creature that was only a few clicks of empathy away from being regarded the same as Wookiees.

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    • $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode!

Sponsor - Winc

  • Use promo code LOOSECANON to get $22 off 4 Bottles of Wine + Complimentary Shipping - Tap here

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
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Direct download: rancors.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Stuff about where they put stuff. Bonus: MEATLUMPS.

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  • Use promo code LOOSECANON to get $22 off 4 Bottles of Wine + Complimentary Shipping - Tap here

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
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Direct download: docks.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

Nick and Patrick wax nostalgic about growing up during the “dark times” of Star Wars… just kidding, this episode is mostly about Taco Bell.

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Sponsor - Winc

  • Use promo code LOOSECANON to get $22 off 4 Bottles of Wine + Complimentary Shipping - Tap here

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
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Direct download: 90skids.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am CDT

[clickbait] Rian Johnson is a bully? [/clickbait]

 

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
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Direct download: rianjohnson.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:01am CDT

Something is wrong with Star Wars internet in 2018 and Loose Canon is here to probably make it worse. And sure, we’ll talk about Solo too.

 

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
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Direct download: kesselrun.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:50pm CDT

“The real superweapon is families falling apart” – Patrick

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
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Direct download: superweapons22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:01am CDT

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Direct download: trailer_choppy_bits_audio_only.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:04am CDT

The Last Jedi. You loved it, you hated it, we waited 3 months to talk about it. We call that a win.

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  • Fandango: Use our Fandango link to purchase your next round of [whatever] tickets. It doesn't cost you extra and it supports the show!
  • ThinkGeek: Product Review - Star Wars R2D2 Coffee Press

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
  • Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo, F1NG3RS and Santa Kilmagik from Richmond, VA). Check them out on Facebook and Soundcloud

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Direct download: thelastjedi.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:30am CDT

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