Star Wars Loose Canon

What if The Coen Brothers Made a Star War?

For each episode of this new series, one of our esteemed hosts will pitch a Star Wars film to the other co-hosts who will act as Disney and Lucasfilm executives. Each pitch will include a different director they would like to see helm the movie, the story, budget, fan-service, big setpiece, merchandise and anything else that will persuade the other co-hosts to greenlight the project.

On today's What if ___ Made a Star War, Jon Wikholm will try to convince his co-hosts to sign off on a Star Wars movie directed by none other than the Coen Brothers!

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Direct download: what_if_coen_bros_final.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:42pm CDT

Listen to the canonboys unpack the origins of the First Order, how they differ from the Empire, and what their motivations are.

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
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Direct download: The_first_order.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:41pm CDT

Nick, Patrick, Al and Producer Chris offer their media recommendations from the Star Wars universe and beyond!

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
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Direct download: recommendations_for_your_quarantine.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:48pm CDT

What! Another new series from the Canon boys!?!? 

Dual of the Fates

For each episode of this new series, a couple of our hosts will debate a question which is submitted by one of our canonball listeners. 

This week, Nick and Alex take on whether they would rather have Kevin Feige or Theo Epstein leading their franchise into the future. 

 

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Credits

  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
  • Dual of the Fates Theme performed by Nic Antilles
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Direct download: Duel_of_the_Fates_-_Epstein_V_Feige_mp3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:19pm CDT

Introducing a new series from the Canon boys! 

What if ____ Made a Star War

For each episode of this new series, one of our esteemed hosts will pitch a Star Wars film to the other co-hosts who will act as Disney and Lucasfilm executives. Each pitch will include a different director they would like to see helm the movie, the story, budget, fan-service, big setpiece, merchandise and anything else that will persuade the other co-hosts to greenlight the project.

On today's What if ___ Made a Star War, Nick will try to convince his co-hosts to sign off on a Star Wars movie directed by none other than Wes Anderson!

 

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Credits

  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
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Direct download: wesanderson.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:58pm CDT

We're joined by David V. Kimball to talk about whether or not the Sequels will age well! David is a Nintendo variety streamer. Check out his channel here!

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Direct download: How_the_Sequels_Will_Be_Remembered_with_David_V_Kimball.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:18am CDT

Get in loser, we're going retconning. 

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
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Direct download: TROS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:16pm CDT

Our recap of The Mandalorian - Chapter 8 - Redemption (Season 1 Finale)

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
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Direct download: ridetheblurrg08.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:01pm CDT

Our re-release of our classic episode: The Loose Canon Holiday Special. The perfect thing to get you in the Christmas spirit! 

 

Well it's that time of year folks! A time for rushing home to be with family, ingesting mind altering substances and gathering 'round with all the townsfolk to become one with a tree. Nope, it's not Christmas at the Loose Canon household. We're talking about Life Day, the yearly tradition on Kashyyyk depicted in the 1978 psychodelic train wreck that was the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Join us in revelry as we figure out whether or not the weird stuff we witnessed during the show actually happened or if our minds just fabricated the whole experience. Seriously, we could have just made this all up and you wouldn’t know the difference.

 

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Direct download: The_Loose_Canon_Holiday_Special.2.mp3
Category:Holiday -- posted at: 10:16am CDT

Our recap of The Mandalorian - Chapter 7 - The Reckoning (AKA the most Herzog of Herzogs).

With special guest Todd Hoffman from WSTR Galactic Public Access

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Direct download: ridetheblurrg07.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:19pm CDT